Good Thinking
When I was in Grade Four, Prince Charles came to Brisbane, and we heard he was going to drive past our school, so the teachers rounded up the kids and gave us all Union Jacks to wave as he drove by. So we stood out on Webster road, and waited…and waited. Finally we saw a group of black cars driving up the hill with their headlights on, so we waved our flags high as the fleet drove past. It was a funeral procession.
Prince Charles never came. That was the saddest day of my life.
My Aunty Lavinia, the legend. (via la-rage-de-poulpe)
octopus-rabies:

Today me and my mate Cinnamon discovered that a human can be held up by Glad Wrap. Best thing ever.

octopus-rabies:

Today me and my mate Cinnamon discovered that a human can be held up by Glad Wrap. Best thing ever.

Awkward moment when I wasn't following you

awkward moment when I never post stuff any way.  But namastay all the same

Unusual Date Ideas = Funsies!

iadoreolivia:

no. 2 actualy sounds amazing

octopus-rabies:

Some big ones I remember telling:

  • (Grade 2 Show and Tell): “I went to New Zealand on the weekend, and we roadtripped from the bottom to the top.” Muther effer there’s no bridge between the islands.
  • (Grade 2 To my friend Xavier): “We went to Stradbroke Island on the weekend and the barge…
It probably gives you the power of flight

It probably gives you the power of flight